
Treadmill? Nah. Pass the pasta.
This funny gym tee is made for those who lift heavy, eat hearty, and skip cardio without guilt.
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Cardio? I thought you said Carbs, bro.
Running? No thanks. We lift, we eat, we repeat. The “Cardio? I Thought You Said Carbs, Bro.” tee is for the gym rats who’d rather load plates and plates of food than spend a second on the treadmill. It’s funny, relatable, and built for the lifter lifestyle — where gains come first, and carbs are king.
Wear it on leg day, cheat day, or any day you want to make ‘em laugh while you crush the weights.
Great gift for:
Lifters who fear treadmills more than max reps
Gym buddies who love to bulk
Fitness fans with a great sense of humor
Anyone who chooses pizza over running shoes
Product Highlights:
Ultra-Soft Cotton Blend – Feels good, lifts better
True to Size – From S to 5XL
Long-Lasting Print – Keeps the joke alive
Tag-Free Design – Nothing holding you back (except maybe carbs)
Shipping Info:
Processing Time: 3–5 business days (U.S.)
Ships Worldwide – Delivery times may vary
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